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Yea. Not really...around here much. I DO hang around facebook more often now, though! If you guys add me, I'll chat it up with you there. Send me a note, if you'd like. (;

Also, because doing stupid quizzes is, like, my trademark:

LOLWUTAMI?!

Centaur:
[ ] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[ ] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe. (It's totally what I would study if not for zoology)
[x] You like to read your daily horoscope. (Just for kicks, I swear!)
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself. (Not a "high" level. I am a firm believer in humility.)
[x] In the woods is the best place for you to be. (Mmmm...)
[x] You are spiritual. (Mmmm...)
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal. (They're beautiful and impressive, but also pretty dumb)
[ ] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 4

Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips (be honest!).
[x] You are very intelligent. (I'm not so sure how this holds up this year, though! Ahah)
[ ] Your five senses are extremely keen. (Why you fail me, eyesight? All my others are pretty strong, though)
[x] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height. (stiiiiick. THOUGH I'm gaining muscle mass in body sculpt (PE class). It freaking rocks)
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[ ] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature. (Bonus!: I'm most at peace when lying in a pile of my friends/family on...like...a bed or couch or so mething)
[ ] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick. (Haha - does faking sickness count?)
[ ] You are a very hard worker. (Only when I'm really into something. Which I'm usually not. I'm very good at pulling something AWESOME together last minute, though)
[ ] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future. (It's up there, though!)
Total: 3

Fairy:
[x] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly. (Daaangerous! I'd need flight + agility + super reflexes or something)
[ ] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[ ] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[x] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back. (though people hardly ever tick me off. When they do it's usually hypocrisy related, and it's easy to wittily get those types of people back.)
[ ] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 4

Gnome/Dwarf:
[x] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork. (Get me some 'o that Oriental Trading)
[ ] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[ ] You are an isolationist.
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[ ] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[ ] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off. (Lower middle claaaasssss. We'd be well off if we didn't have so many kids and kids in college)
[ ] You have a short temper.
Total: 2

Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[ ] You are easily angered.
[x] Death fascinates you. (Not death itself, but people's reactions to it fascinate me)
[x] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[ ] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[ ] You love to trick others.
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 2

Mermaid:
[ ] You love the beach moreso because of the water than the shore itself. (Lawlz, opposite. I like the saaaaand and the animaaaaals)
[x] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you. (Anyone who doesn't X this obviously hasn't seen the fish I've seen)
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater. (I think this is useless without also being able to see/survive super deep diving)
[ ] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[ ] You are good at swimming.
[x] You like to collect shells.
[ ] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it. (wtf the ocean is so cool oh god)
[x] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that. (I've developed a theory that algae farms will save the atmosphere. After all, algae sources produce 80% of the oxygen we breathe)
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea. (lol)
Total: 3

Vampire:
[x] You're a night person. (I like both)
[ ] You have a fascination with blood.
[x] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet. (Not smart enough, but cute)
[x] You are not religious at all. (Spiritual, not religious)
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you. (I like to sleep under beds)
[ ] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[ ] You hate food with lots of garlic in it. (I'm anti-anti-garlic.)
[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[ ] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 5

Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[x] You have a lot of body hair. (Haha. I have enough.)
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[ ] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[ ] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs. (Animals with intricate social structures are so cool)
[x] You like to be alone.
[ ] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors. (Perfect outdoor conditions versus perfect indoor conditions? Definitely)
Total: 6

Wizard/Witch:
[x] You love chemistry. (Science!)
[ ] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic.
[ ] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility (you use your talents positively)
[x] You spent a lot of time alone. (That depends on whether or not it's the school year)
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[x] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[x] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do. (I enjoy it immensely whenever I cook, but I don't often do it)
[x] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult. (I enjoy learning about all religions)
Total: 7

Zombie:
[x] You are pale.
[x] You are hungry a lot.
[ ] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone. (I can make things fun. (; )
[x] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[ ] You love to eat meat. (Not more than cheesy tortellini!)
[x] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food. (People are just objects when they're dead. Another dead animal, why not? Of course I'd never murder someone for food. Unless I went crazy. But at that point I wouldn't be myself, would I?)
[ ] You make grunts and moans a lot (such as when you're tired, are annoyed, etc.).
[x] You enjoy learning about psychology.
[ ] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 6

Hurkhurk,witch.
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(:

1 min read
www.imdb.com/title/tt0988045/

Sherlock Holmes! With Robert Downy Jr.! It makes me glee.

This week totally did NOT make me glee, though. Lousy school days, overall stress, and my gerbil is old and dying. /:

Next week, guys! It'll be the best. Or at least better than this one. (:
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I've heard a couple reports of dA and the ads on dA giving people viruses, so I'm going to avoid this site until I hear otherwise. Sorry guys!

BUT FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE:

www.hyaenidae.org/uploads/imag…

Striped hyenas are, like, totally the coolest.
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DO NOT WANT

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D:

I don't like super editable profiles.
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I feel strange.








Also! I've got a teensy bit more Story, for those who are involved. AND I've just been skimming through my favorite youtube videos again, and man, funny cat videos are the best:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUNmLu…

EDIT:
I think I just found something once-in-a-lifetime amazing:

www.yankeepotroast.org/archive…

wtf is this awesome?

Edit 2:

ALSO THIS:

Man goes to the zoo
But when he arrives there's only a dog
It was a Shitzu

Can you tell I'm having a good time? (:
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